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Saturday, May 19, 2012
Hey, dumb shit pedestrians!
Posted by Anonymous on Sat, May 19, 2012 at 7:25 PM
You seriously need to look both ways before you cross the fucking street. I almost ran you over because you stepped in front of my car. Perhaps you technically have the right of way in this situation—unlikely seeing how I had the green light—but that’s not going to protect you from accidentally being turned into a road pizza if you blindly step out in front of a car. Learn to fear the fender or will die by the fender.
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