No Great Shakes

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1
Yep, everyone has it wrong but you. Perhaps if you want success from people you dislike, do things that will appeal to them. Don't go offering vegan brownies to fatties then get mad when nobody takes a bite.
2
In the immortal words of Gandhi, "You sir, are a no-talent ass clown."
3
@1 - Fatties love vegan brownies. Fatties love all food.
4
Hatehatehatehatehate. Fail upward? It's obvious, IA, that you are the one failing. If you were the big-hearted nice person you claim to be you would be congratulating the achievements of others, not jealous of them.
5
Cheer up!
You got your hair
You got your head
You got your brains
You got your ears
You got your eyes
You got your nose
You got your mouth
You got your teeth
You got your tongue
You got your chin
You got your neck
You got your tits
You got your heart
You got your soul
You got your back
You got your ass
You got your arms
You got your hands
You got your fingers
Got your legs
You got your feet
You got your toes
You got your liver
Got your blood
You got life
Life
Life
Life
Life
Life
LIFE!
6
Put a bird on it.

It does seem to be true that mid-management is where most failures end up...
7
In some ways, this is what's nice about Portland. While the OP is undoubtedly a shitbag, the fact that this place allows people to pursue their artistic interests, no matter how profoundly untalented they may be, free of the scorn and derision they'd get in harder and more cynical places is sort of nice. But it also can be very annoying.
8
Maybe consider the fact that your art sucks, and that of your nemesis doesn't.
9
Wow, someone is a jealous whore.
10
Or you could concern yourself with your own success and betterment and not worry about what others do. It is neither beneficial or positive
11
Sounds like another one is finally sick of the paradox that is Portland. Hard work is actually punished and slackerism is praised.
12
@11 "Hard work is actually punished and slackerism is praised."

And incredibly amorphous, over-general statements are preached.
13
Hey, slackerism is hard!
14
So THAT'S what's been going on in my life! How else could a no-talent, easily irritated, ugly as cat poop loser like me end up so wealthy and beloved?