I'm sorry I was staring at your ass the other afternoon. I mean, you were bent over right there in the hallway working on a project and it was just like BAM! I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable, I just really got a think for blue-collar guys especially if they have a big meaty ass. Damn!
You Caught Me
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