You're trying to panhandle next to someone selling street roots? And you! Bug eyed mega-tripper working the wrong side of the off ramp, get your own spot! Stop trying to weasel in on our action!
This summers reservation sheet for the intersection of 39th and Sandy was at capacity 3 months ago so shove off captain crust.
You out of town non-union beggar bull boosters can fuck off right back on the next Burlington Northern out of town!
Those who disobey? See ya in the bone orchard...
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