Look here, lazy shitheels- Either you are in business or you are not. I love the tasty treats provided by your food cart, but would it kill you to actually be open during the hours of operation you have posted? I don't care about your operation costs- you know, the price you pay for owning your own business and being the boss- I have a hankering for your food cart food and my patronage is not being respected, dammit! Follow the example of the immigrant-owned carts in your pod and OPEN THE FUCK UP SO YOU CAN SERVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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