Have all the bigots and jerks in Portland been pushed to Sellwood? Because lately you guys are in the news for being total douchebags.
1. WAHHHH ANOTHER STRIP BAR. Um. You already live next to a really old stripbar and a porn bookshop. Suck it up. Also this is thanks to Oregon's freedom of speech protections so cry harder jerks!
2. You're really upset that a church is doing its job by servicing the poor? That by doing the minimum, something good for a community it can probably afford, it's a bad thing? Look. I get pissed local churches don't do more for the homeless too. But fuck you for getting your little briefs in a wad over a church letting A CAR camp out in a parking lot overnight.
Is there a douchebag serum in the water over there? Because fuck you all.
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