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Monday, June 11, 2012
Read the Class Name
Posted by Anonymous on Mon, Jun 11, 2012 at 10:14 AM
I am new-ish to yoga. I previously only practiced in the privacy of my own home with a video to keep me company. I wanted some guidance because I know my form is all fucked up.
So I tried one class, which was more a guided session. And then I tried another. Hooray an instructor who wanted to help. But you know what made me feel self conscious? You. You who were basically doing fucking acrobatics.
What the hell is wrong with you? People go to beginner classes because we're beginners. The last thing we need is some ridiculous fucking contortionist making us all feel bad. There are advanced drop in classes at almost every studio in the city, go there and respect those of us that are trying to learn. Assholes.
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