This Week in the Mercury
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Bad Attitude Equals Bad Tip
Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Jun 12, 2012 at 5:13 PM
Hey there servers. I look like White Trash.I am White Trash. When I try really hard to fancy it up, like when I'm taking my lovely wife out for her birthday, it's still very obvious. I know this. I also know that you people who bring food and beverages see someone who looks like me you think "Oh great... POOR people... NO TIP." And guess what.. your service becomes TERRIBLE. AND SO DOES YOUR TIP. I intend to tip well until YOU make me choose otherwise.Or maybe I just keep getting substandard service at OVERPRICED SLOP BUCKETS because they hire substandard servers? I don't know. I wish to inform you that despite my appearance I happily give great tips for great service.
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