I don't think everyone should look like Ken and Barbie, really I don't. But when I see a photo of someone's sweet new tattoo I can't help but notice their C cup moobs, or their gigantic muffin top, or their bingo flaps. C'mon people, rather than spend $400 on some tats get a gym membership and ease up on the PRB. If you look like this now imagine what a sweaty fat sack of inked shit you'll be in 20 more years.
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