Stop trying to kill people.
Every single time I get on the bus I or some other hapless passenger(s) will stumble or almost faceplant because you can't fucking wait for people to be seated.
Are you trying to make us fall? Because last time I rode the bus my feet literally, and I do mean literally left the floor.
Why? Because I boarded and after receiving my transfer the gas pedal was floored and I wrenched my hand on one of those sad plastic hanging straps. Yep, I swung out like a kid at a playground, lifted clear off of both my feet.
Be nice and drive more safely! Do you want a lawsuit? Also, my hand hurts you stupid fucker.
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