From out of the blue, there it was, complements of Walgreens, a free gift in a blue box on my porch, how nice!
"Fuck you!" I screamed at the gift of a new and improved Depend adult diaper"Fuuuuuuuck Yoooooooooou!" So, I took a 3 mile run, filled one of the samples with a firm one, double ziplocked with a "BIOHAZARD HUMAN WASTE" warning(the mailroom did not insult) and mailed it to corporate headquarters. I invite other 50 somethings to offer them the feedback they deserve.
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