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Friday, June 22, 2012

Hay Gurl, I SAW U

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Jun 22, 2012 at 1:58 PM

You: The White hipster lesbian chic-appropriating stuck-up biotch, judging me as you pranced by.

Me: Minding my own fucking business with my boyfriend.

Yeah, I know that my inter-racial gay relationship is apparently offensive to you, since you walked by giving us stink-eye...but seriously can you reign that shit in? I mean, you did it THREE TIMES. That's kind of excessive. P.S. Nice Mohawk. Also, go fuck yourself.

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