Hey asshole. I got behind you at the red light because you did not have your turn signal on. Once the light turned green, you crept out about 2 feet and THEN turned it on!?
Yes that's me behind you honking and pantomiming a giant WTF!
The fucking nightly news ought to cover this pussie footing phenomenon.
"Late signaling turners make man go homicidal. Film at 11"
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