To the birthday boy at the Red Fox Thursday night,
You're an inconsiderate dickhead. Who the fuck throws up at a bar four times on their 55th birthday? How do you not know how much alcohol your body is OK with by that age? The negative result is not just you being embarrassed, loud, projectile vomiting actually puts a huge damper on all conversations in say a thirty foot radius. You could have walked around to the side of the building or to the bathroom when you realized your stomach was not doing so well but no you stuck it out so everyone on the patio got to watch, hear and smell it with you. Grow the fuck up or stay at home.