To the pathetic human who broke in to my car, failed in an attemp to steal the car, failed in an attempt to steal the radio (although fucking it up beyond repair) along with a good portion of the dash and then stole my wheel and couldn't even be bothered to leave it on a block. Don't you think that now might be a good time to kill yourself? It's a stock 98 Civic fer Gawd's sake. I'd have given you $20 for your next hit of crack or meth or whatever it is you feed your dull brain. hopefully just enough for an overdose.
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