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Thursday, July 12, 2012
Recycle Bin Thieves
Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Jul 12, 2012 at 9:13 PM
I just want to take a moment to thank the filthy douchebags who keep stealing our recycling bins. Is it not enough that my beer purchases fund your useless and pathetic existence? Now I have to find a new way to house the bottles that I work a full time job to pay for. The city is making us all pay more by the month to separate our garbage/recycling, and you useless parasites continue to make our lives even more difficult. You're too lazy to get a job and you don't even have the energy or means to transport the cargo which funds your very existence in your own containers? Do the world a favor and OD!!!!
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