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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Mature Punk

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Jul 25, 2012 at 4:22 PM

You work at Fada, most likely as an instructor. I see you from time to time and I think you are oh so dreamy. You're a bit older but nothing ancient. Like a hot 40 year old. You have this sexy, punk rock, Denis Leary hotness to you that is insane! If only I had the balls to get your number and to find out if you liked younger chicks.

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