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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Where Are All the Good Men Dead?

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Jul 26, 2012 at 8:27 AM

Single white female seeking typical Portland man to coddle. You must: Be unwilling to work but have a masters degree in art, in a band, have facial, neck, and/or hand tattoos, live in parents' basement, get drunk every night on cheap beer, have mommy issues, have no driver license, hate women, blame society for your problems.

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