Hey retail and service workers: I see what you did there. You had a zit that you just had to squeeze before i walked in. You probably thought no one would notice the now bright red blemish but I see your battle scars.
I'd rather see a "ripe-n-ready" than a blown out bump oozing a clear bead of liquid any day.
Stop it, it's fucking gross!!!!!
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