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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Chapel Partners 4 EVA!

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Jul 31, 2012 at 12:09 PM

Dear ###,

I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. ##### is having an affair with Miss #####.

My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of her house, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny-dipping in Mr. #####'s swimming pool, giving each other hand jobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

Why am I telling you this now?

Because you're such a good friend.

Take care, pal.

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