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Friday, August 10, 2012
Go Back to Florida
Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Aug 10, 2012 at 7:48 PM
Guy driving east on Burnside in the silver PT Cruiser,(HA!) with expired Florida plates? You are a piece of shit. It's not bad enough you are apparently the WORST driver on the planet but did you have to empty your ashtray in the street while waiting for the light in front of Laurelhurst Theater? Not only was that about as gross as that shitwig you were rockin', but I'm pretty sure that's pretty fucking illegal.
Take your retarded car, your stupid hair and inadequate driving abilities back to your fucked-up state as soon as you can, please.
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