dear drunk old woman next door we both know u got a lucky punch in. do u really think u kicked my ass? if my son wasn't asleep in bed in the house i would have knocked u out, knocked your husband out, knocked out your mouthy little daughter and her pussy ass boyfriend and knocked out your sorry ankle biting dog. its a good thing i am a good mother. but i left a little gift for you. i got hep c and u got my blood all over yourself.
more than anything i am pissed that you made me bleed all over my sexy brand new white bra. asw for the black eye and stitches we all know i looked good with it
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