It's true, Humans are one of the only creatures in the entire animal kingdom that will purposefully not bathe. Songbirds in the dust, Cows in dew covered grass, and even the damn plague carrying rats will go out of their way to maintain a level of cleanliness above you Stinky McGee. Not bathing is NOT natural. You and your foul smelling friends are an abomination! Begone with thee!
Now That's Evolution for You Stinky!
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