It was so nice to read about your adorable wedding.
More recently, it was also nice to discover that you have been sharing photos of yourself wearing high heels for my (now ex-)boyfriend to masturbate to.
It was sweet of you to say you were ‘so glad he found someone who makes him happy.’
In case you were wondering, yes, you were the reason we broke up.
I hope karma repays the both of you for your indiscretion.
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