Dear 420friendpdx,
You're insane. Stop sending me emails, winks, flirts etc calling me a prick, an ass, a "little girl", etc because I'm not 420 friendly and will not date you. Stop getting your rocks off by harassing me over the internet. It's bad enough that I'm trying online dating, but having to deal with your hateful, trolling ass is stressing me the fuck out. I've blocked you, reported you and yet you seem to continue to spew hate at me.
I don't even write you back, make things personal - I just ignore you or tell you, "Better luck elsewhere, but I'm not 420 friendly." Thus triggered some verbally abusive switch in you.
Get over it! Not everyone smokes weed in Portland! And guess what - I don't care that you do!!
You're a freak.