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Friday, August 24, 2012

Yard sale

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Aug 24, 2012 at 12:16 PM

Dear Portland,
I love your yard sales but after they're over PULL THE SIGNS THE FUCK DOWN! I'm willing and happy even to look through your old junk and pay you for it, but goddamnit I don't have endless money for gas to drive all over town for yard sales that have already happened. That's why I'm buying your old stuff you jackasses.

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