Maybe the reason I can't meet a sane/hot/nonmisogynyst/not frumpy/single/truthful/soberish mate in Portland isn't because of the general populace being so shitty. Maybe it's because I spend an inordinate amount of time reading, posting to, and crafting responses for I, Anonymous. Maybe.
Maybe it's Me
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