So I'm on some popular dating site and I keep looking at women—no this isn't another gender-bashing I,A, neckbeards—and half of them have septum piercings.
Why? When did this become so popular? Who decided this looks good? Or is this the female version of the ironic hipster moustache?
People, please, all the piercings and tattoos, it went out when the recession hit. Don't get dragged along by fashion inertia.
And ditch the snot-droppers.
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