To the guy who's dog got hit by a car today on N. Vancouver: Totally your fault, dickhead.
If your dog was on a leash it wouldn't have attempted to run across two lanes of traffic in order to attack me. Or it probably would have, actually, but it would have been on a leash and you would have been able to keep it from its suicide run. Did your little dog hate bicycles or something?
I was particularly fond of how you started screaming at me like it was somehow my fault. How the fuck was I supposed to stop your dog from running into traffic? Your dog is dead because you suck at being a responsible pet owner. I feel bad when any pet dies but you are a stupid motherfucker and I hope you learned at least something because of this.
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