This Week in the Mercury
Friday, September 14, 2012
Weekend Plans
Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Sep 14, 2012 at 3:34 PM
To the co-worker I just told in somewhat professional terms to fuck off:
I’m concerned that with your head THAT far up your ass you may not fully understand the extent that I want you to fuck off to. Since we are in an office environment I don’t feel I can express clearly enough that after you fuck off, I want you to fuck off again. When you are done with that, do it again. In fact, spend the entire weekend fucking off you terrible condescending shell of a human being.
Most Commented on I, Anonymous
-
To whomever splattered my girlfriends cat Friday. by Anonymous
-
To My Neighbors Two Floors Up by Anonymous
-
Cooter Flashing Mini Skirts by Anonymous
-
To Whom it May Concern by Anonymous
-
Honesty? by Anonymous
-
Poopstall Lurking!? by Anonymous
-
If You Survive the 9.2 by Anonymous
-
Penis truck on Marine Drive by Anonymous
-
Penis Pump Toss by Anonymous
-
CHRISTIANS Give Christians a Bad Name by Anonymous
Our Friends
- UrbanHonking
- Culture Shock
- Portland Roundball Society
- Steph Cassano
- Cort and Fatboy
- Street Roots
- Powell's Books Blog
- Portland Transport
- Portland Afoot
- Bike Portland
- Eater: PDX
- Portland Food and Drink
- Mr. Movie
- Sunday Softball
- BlueOregon
- Sightline Institute
- Ultra: Arts Portland
- Bitch Magazine
- Blazer's Edge
- Reading Local: Portland
- Portland Food Carts
- Stumptown Vegans
Our Enemies
RSSGoing to Seattle?
