Ok. You're off work. You've changed shoes, got your earbuds on and are in the zone. I get all that.
What troubles me is all the fuckers I see still wearing their employee badges, after work.
Oh hey look, it's Nate Needledick, lead cock gobbler for schlept.com or Heidi Hucklepuss, ankle grabbing supervisor. I really don't giveaway shit either way, it's just that you make stalking Way too easy....
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