That Burrito Place, Yeah You Know It

Comments

1
"I don't appreciate being mocked"

You sure came to the right place. Hey, maybe instead of rolling burritos, you should go roll a doob ya fucking Nancy.
2
If you don't want that free burrito coupon, I'll take it.
3
You know what's more humiliating than bringing that card in for your free "employment-denied" burrito? Working there.
4
So you're saying that if I waste everyone's time by applying there, they'll give me a free burrito? Deal.
5
I'd imagine handing the coupon to an employee who actually got the the job could be a bit embarrassing.
6
Just think, you could've gotten a free pint if you'd applied at a blood bank.
7
I WILL TAKE YOUR BURRITO.
8
How rude.
9
I think it's more humiliating to not hear anything at all... being totally dismissed without thought. Not only did you get a response to your app but you get lunch.
10
It's not so much the burrito, its the annoying jingle about how the person failed to pass the test. It's an awkward response.
11
wow. jobs must be scarce in portland! Better move to seattle.
12
Anyway, sounds like the kind of cutesy shit Taco Del Mar would do. It was them, wasn't it?
13
Sounds more like Chipotle to me for some reason, damn I could go for that free burrito right about now.
14
Not only do they not hire you, they offer you a free case of dysentary. How classy.
15
You can't get a job at a burrito joint, and Honey Boo Boo is rakin' in the cash.
Makes you think, huh?
16
aha ahha ahahahaaa