This Week in the Mercury
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Corporate Gluteus Maximus Sniffers
Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Sep 25, 2012 at 6:22 PM
Ok I get it Corporate America......no illegal drug users allowed. I understand your logic of testing for illegal drugs like..... LSD,Cocaine, Crack, Crystal Meth, even Mary Jane ( for those not prescribed). Like this position is at the Pentegon? I'm somewhat confused to why you must know all of my prescribed narcotics I'm taking. Really? Are your piss tests just that cheap? False negative? Do you like putting your corporate nose up my derriere? Last time I checked it did not smell like a bed of roses. Do you have to sweetie ( yeah I'm happy you have a decent job) ask me what exactly Prozac is? Really? I thought everyone knew. What do you mean do I take it daily? Silly you. Ok please just don't continue to ask about my prescribed medication while all the office staff walks by. Ok?
Most Commented on I, Anonymous
-
Thanks for the Smiles by Anonymous
-
CHRISTIANS Give Christians a Bad Name by Anonymous
-
If You Survive the 9.2 by Anonymous
-
To whomever splattered my girlfriends cat Friday. by Anonymous
-
GET THE FUCK OUT! by Anonymous
-
Cooter Flashing Mini Skirts by Anonymous
-
Dear Nike, Go Fuck Yourselves (Collectively) by Anonymous
-
If it doesn't fit, craigslist it. by Anonymous
-
You Say Scrub, I Say Two Shakes and a Tug... by Anonymous
-
Letter Needs Written: Human Needs Get Brain by Anonymous
Our Friends
- UrbanHonking
- Culture Shock
- Portland Roundball Society
- Steph Cassano
- Cort and Fatboy
- Street Roots
- Powell's Books Blog
- Portland Transport
- Portland Afoot
- Bike Portland
- Eater: PDX
- Portland Food and Drink
- Mr. Movie
- Sunday Softball
- BlueOregon
- Sightline Institute
- Ultra: Arts Portland
- Bitch Magazine
- Blazer's Edge
- Reading Local: Portland
- Portland Food Carts
- Stumptown Vegans
Our Enemies
RSSGoing to Seattle?
