Ok I get it Corporate America......no illegal drug users allowed. I understand your logic of testing for illegal drugs like..... LSD,Cocaine, Crack, Crystal Meth, even Mary Jane ( for those not prescribed). Like this position is at the Pentegon? I'm somewhat confused to why you must know all of my prescribed narcotics I'm taking. Really? Are your piss tests just that cheap? False negative? Do you like putting your corporate nose up my derriere? Last time I checked it did not smell like a bed of roses. Do you have to sweetie ( yeah I'm happy you have a decent job) ask me what exactly Prozac is? Really? I thought everyone knew. What do you mean do I take it daily? Silly you. Ok please just don't continue to ask about my prescribed medication while all the office staff walks by. Ok?
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