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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Epic Fail: Lovelab Edition

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Sep 25, 2012 at 8:45 PM

Hey dudes looking for dates on Mercury Lovelab, you might consider updating your pictures and profiles once in a while, especially if you're one of those old timers who's been dating online since Y2K. Seriously, stop posting photos of yourself standing in front of the bathroom mirror; that's about as uncompelling and unsexy as you can get. And for fuck's sake, put a shirt on! In other words, keep that shit current and try to present your best self. If you're bad at taking self-portraits, and clearly many of you are, get a friend to help you out. Everyone knows you're dating online; there's no need to be embarrassed about it. Also, it's not charming or attractive to state in your bio that you're unable to send messages because you're not a paid member. That just makes you look like a cheap bastard and a coward. If you want to contact people for free, there's always OK Stupid. Plenty of room over there for shitty profiles with shitty pictures. Just trying to help...

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