My Raccoon Ate Your Chickens

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I lost all my chickens in one night due to a raccoon. I got drunk and forgot to lock the coop up. I don't blame the raccoon, that's just what they do.
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Its goat time!
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"...you weren't going to check in with me and see if I'm down with you guys having chickens."

If they want to have chickens they can have chickens, they don't need your fucking approval.
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Chickens are why God made air rifles with a muzzle velocity of 600 fps. Pffffft! Problem solved.

If you want to raise farms animals move the fuck to Clackamas County
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Wait. You fed a racoon?!? WTF