I Fuckin' Blew It!

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1
Shoulda blew it all over her cute face....BAM!!!!
3
Remember Penthouse Forum? Those stories were just as bogus as this one, but at least people were getting laid!
4
How do you think *she* feels? Fodderhood isn't easy.
5
This story is such a bore that the FDA just classified it a mild sedative.
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God you suck.
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I think we're missing the "Johnny 2-stroke" reference here. Did you get too hyper and pop the cork before the champagne was chilled, but wanted to act all sensative to cover your quick ending? Sad, but good. Why not just start crying as she slaps your dick away for being such a sixteen year old?