Realization

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I had to think about it, but...bulimia? Have you tried to get help?
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Why? Candy is fucking awesome.
3
Your not eating candy while you are taking a dump, are you?

Think I just made myself sick...
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So, are you eating candy while defecating? Is it because you're in a hurry, and that's the only time that you can find to get your candy fix? Or, could it be that you're hiding your candy-eating like an alcoholic? I guess, if you were hiding it, then the wrappers are a giveaway. Maybe it's some kind of fetish. I don't know. What does this mean!?
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In any case, it's a relief to know that that really *was* just a Baby Ruth bar next to the toilet.
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Whoa, easy on the self-loathing. It wasn't you who ate that candy, it was ghosts.

Feel better? Good, then have a candy bar.
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A throwback to the more confessional I,A style of a bygone era... Keep it coming.
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Oh god I'm ejaculating again!
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POOP AND CANDY POOP AND CANDY; GO TOGETHER LIKE POOP AND CANDY