You stole my son's bike from a bike rack. you actually cut the lock and stole his brand new bike with training wheels. He doesn't get much and never anything new and he had only had the thing for 2 weeks. I am saving up for a new bike now but you really suck. If it wasn't for the generosity of those in this neighborhood he may not get a bike until next summer. i don't say this often but I HATE you. Enjoy spending the 15 bucks you made off of his bike. I just wish you were there when I had to tell him. Fuck you.
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