Portland's Mayor Apparently Gave You All Plenty to Complain About This Year
Listen you stupid potheads!
Fuck your signs and banners. Fuck your waving and smiling. Fuck you.
Get the fuck off that overpass. Traffic on 26 sucks enough without you making all the morons rubberneck.
Maybe if you didn't fail every piss-test you're given you'd have something worthwhile to do while the rest of us are trying to go somewhere. Instead you've got all the free time in the world. Why not fuck up traffic? You stupid motherfuckers.
I bet there's a lot of pissed off commuters who are voting "NO" on your precious Measure 80 because of your bullshit. And if I see you there after tomorrow, I'm voting "NO" as well!
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