This Week in the Mercury
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
New Cell Phone Blues
Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Oct 16, 2012 at 12:17 PM
I admit that I am not good with the "technology." I do not keep up with trends mostly because I don't give a shit, but I claim that I'm broke. But it happened. I NEEDED to update my cell phone. It's been 6 years since purchasing a new one. I feel like I need to have a memorial for my old one. I'm totally bummed that I have to learn something new and probably end up being one of those douche bags that checks Facebook every 5 seconds and joins Instagram or whatever. My lameness of not being in the in-crowd is going the way of the dodo. Soon, I feel it - I'll be a total phoner. Damn it.
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