Hey girl. It's dark and cloudy out yet you're still wearing your sunglasses. Since nobody is going to tell you to your face maybe an anonymous tip would help: sunglasses on dark/cloudy days (or worse, at night) is an excellent way to broadcast you've got the creepy wandering eyes, or most likely you're just really socially awkward and can't handle walking down the sidewalk with your eyes exposed. It's like when fat people still wear their oversized coats in the summer - everyone knows it but you.
It's dark, cloudy and rainy. Your sunglasses are no longer needed. There's no way you can be this insecure.
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