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Sunday, October 21, 2012

Dear Horribly Maneuvering Entitled Commuter

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Oct 21, 2012 at 9:03 AM

I SEE YOU MAN! I saw you a block away when I decided to cross the street. I made a judgement using depth perception, rate of travel, and my ability to move that we would not hit each other. Oh look, and guess what we didn't. Thanks for yelling at me that you have the right of way, I had no idea. Did you think you might have to hit your brakes and then realize your handlebars allow you to steer clear of things like pedestrians? So sorry. Your not the only one trying to commute to work as quickly as possible, stop being such a pussy.

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