What is with this new trend of dudes sitting?? Guys who sit for 15 minutes post shit, playing with their smartphones. It's fucking nasty.
I wonder if medicated wipe sales are on the rise in conjunction with this new trend. The worse is when dudes who are waiting to sit are obviously getting geared up for the "big sit", phones in hand.
There's no need. Go outside, go somewhere, leave the toilets for pooping only. Angry birds and Facebook can wait. Your anus will thank you later.
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