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Friday, October 26, 2012
Tit For Tat is Never Whack
Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Oct 26, 2012 at 5:25 PM
I've read many anti-dog rants here and frankly, I'm sick and tired of it. It just reenforces my firm belief that what I am doing, my quiet protest, is just and sound. I am that person who leaves their dog's waste on the ground. I am that person who, when being spied upon, picks up said waste to make it look like I'm following the rules. As soon as these spies are out of sight though, I toss that little blue bag anywhere I please. I've tossed them on roofs, the street, sidewalks, parks, front yards, alleys, inside your garbage or compost receptacle (when I'm feeling nice) and yes, even inside a few car windows left open. Why do I do this, why do I make these statements? Because until people with kids learn to keep them at home and not crying at some place I am frequenting, until bicyclists start obeying traffic laws like the rest of us, until drivers of cars stop cutting me off or tailgating, I will not stop. It is my way to motivate the general public to think about their actions, to consider others and to acknowledge that we are living in a community. My dog's waste, wrapped securely in a bag, thrown in a public area, is meant to get you people to THINK. I will not stop and nobody can't make me. Time to take my snookers on a walk now...
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