Dear Annoying Roommate,
I see that you have placed your tooth brush in a mug and then placed that mug on the back of the toilet seat. While I find this an interesting if not vile choice it is not one I will argue with.
b/c of the annoying things you do, like smack your lips like a goddamn 8 year old when you eat, steal my beer, or put YOUR Fucking under wear on the same goddamn rack as MY hand towel (that forced a rewash) . Then proceed to call me out for leaving a dish in the sink. I will not remind you that when we take a poo and flush the toilet that a cloud of fecal particles fills the air contaminating everything near by. I will not point out that your tooth brush is at the the very epicenter of the shit cloud getting covered in all manner of fecal particles, and bacteria And thus when you brush you are literally smearing shit all over you mouth and teeth.
And while I will not point out the stupidity of your retarded and disgusting decision, I have to ask: HOW'S MY SHIT TASTE BITCH !?
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