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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Low Information Voters of Oregon

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Nov 6, 2012 at 8:52 PM

Exit polls show the two main demographics who voted against legalizing weed were women and old people. To protest, I'll be randomly ejaculating in the faces of all women and old people. Fuck you. If you'd let me smoke my weed in peace I'd keep my dick in my pants, but no, you had to be a raging twat probably because you once dated some guy who preferred skunky trees over your incessant nagging between chugging box wine and tivo'd episodes of Gossip Girl. So fuck you. You better start keeping some plastic wrap in your purse cause I'm like Gallagher bitch.

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