This Week in the Mercury
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Audacious Autumn Auto Asshole
Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Nov 8, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Ahh yes. Fall. The warmth of a fireplace, hot apple cider, sweaters, and huge piles of pretty leaves.
I especially appreciate the nicely formed mounds you folks in the Laurelhurst neighborhood make year after year. Raked and constructed onto the street usually on a Sunday, marking another productive weekend.
Later that night or earlier that Monday, I'm the guy that drives through and knocks down as many heaps as I can.
Last year I discovered with my windows rolled down, I can hear some of you yelling at me.
Now that I'm not laughing hysterically, I must freely admit that it is your yelling that keeps me coming back. Keep it up!
Most Commented on I, Anonymous
-
To whomever splattered my girlfriends cat Friday. by Anonymous
-
To My Neighbors Two Floors Up by Anonymous
-
Cooter Flashing Mini Skirts by Anonymous
-
To Whom it May Concern by Anonymous
-
Honesty? by Anonymous
-
If You Survive the 9.2 by Anonymous
-
Penis truck on Marine Drive by Anonymous
-
Penis Pump Toss by Anonymous
-
CHRISTIANS Give Christians a Bad Name by Anonymous
-
Poopstall Lurking!? by Anonymous
Our Friends
- UrbanHonking
- Culture Shock
- Portland Roundball Society
- Steph Cassano
- Cort and Fatboy
- Street Roots
- Powell's Books Blog
- Portland Transport
- Portland Afoot
- Bike Portland
- Eater: PDX
- Portland Food and Drink
- Mr. Movie
- Sunday Softball
- BlueOregon
- Sightline Institute
- Ultra: Arts Portland
- Bitch Magazine
- Blazer's Edge
- Reading Local: Portland
- Portland Food Carts
- Stumptown Vegans
Our Enemies
RSSGoing to Seattle?
