Sticky Buns

Comments

1
Perhaps it is not so much your diet and beer drinking, but an actual medical issue. There is a thing called "lazy bladder", so it probably isn't much of a stretch to assume that "lazy anus" is a thing as well.
2
This makes my stomach queasy. Best i,a of 2012 possibly
3
Kay B is right, often it is linked to spinal issues (ie nerve impingement) so look into it. Unless you want to caca yer trousers for life. Probably not I assume
4
Just start buying tampons and shoving them up there?
5
yeah, maybe *you* can't smell it.

and, even if you like the way it feels, i think you owe it to yourself and your species to wipe your ass, man -- don't just leave it there -- have some self-respect -- it's fucking SHIT, man.
6
I think you are lying about having no skid marks.

Also: is it too early to cite Godwin's Law if the poster mentioned Hitler for no discernible reason?
7
Nothin' like a little Sharddonay in the early afternoon
8
White Republican problems.
9
Solution: Manpon. Wad up a ball of TP. Jam it up there and walk in place for a bit. It'll soak up all those seasonings.
10
Maybe you can ask the guy in the previous post to come over and stick his fingers up YOUR asshole.
11
Best. Comment. Thread. Ever. Also, I laughed 'til I cried when I read Kay B's "lazy anus" comment!
12
Reading this I,A this morning did not help my hangover.
Ugh.
13
Wonderful - another adult baby who doesn't have the will to control himself. Lovely.