Is it strange that the loud sex my neighbors have doesn't bother me but their choice of television show? Seriously, who the fuck watches Burn Notice - voluntarily?
Our paper-thin walls forces me to listen to every stupid explosion, shitty scripted pun and attempts at drama.
Go back to boning, retards. I'm tired of listening to that stupid show and you two high fiving to it. Gaaaaaawwwwwdddd!
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