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Thursday, November 15, 2012

Driving with Dogs!

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 12:31 PM

I get it, you think that even though my car is in a parking garage with the windows cracked that my dog is in some kind of serious danger. I will respond to your over-emotional pet-ifesto in kind by saying FUCK YOU, TOO! If you had any heart you would have waited for me and cussed me out in person for my pet abuse ( your words). Rest assured, I will be wiping my ass with your note.

PS - I have no doubt that my dog felt more joy out of our 45 minute ride than you have ever felt in your cowardly life.

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